so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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