I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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