omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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