I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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