i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
