It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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