so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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