We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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