Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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