Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
