marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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