Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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