How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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