State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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