i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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