Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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