i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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