Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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