did you get engaged???
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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