i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
No subtext here. People are naked.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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