stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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