I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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