this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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