a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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