yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
