He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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