shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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