I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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