Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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