You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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