i may or may not be watching the land before time
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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