They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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