but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had sex on a roof
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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