Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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