The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
