Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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