this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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