well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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