Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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