i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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