who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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