She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Shame - the story of my life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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