Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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