You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
