Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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