no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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