he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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