so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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