I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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