perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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