Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think your dad took our porno
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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