What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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