he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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