I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you made out with another girl for some wings
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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