Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When are your genitals available?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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