i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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