I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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