did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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