It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I want a musical about memes.
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